The Revenge of the Revenge of Winkstar is a Custom Barney Video released by The Lyons Group on June Eleventh-Seven I'll be right back. It was a special One-and-a-Half Day Long Banry Video that was released on June Eleventh-Seven.
Plot[]
One day, Barney and friend (only one, mind you) were walking through the forest. A WILD WINKSTARR APPEARS IN DA SKI! Then, Barney uses his super magical laser cannons of imaginative death to shoot winkstar out of ski. Then Beard pirate the Rainbow appears as a rainbow and says "Y U DO DAT BARNEY" and Barney replies "CAUSE I MAGICAL BEARDRAINBOW" and then Barney shoots Beardrinbow out of the sky with his super magical laser cannons of tetrameter. And then, all of Barney's friends come out of the shadows, like Michael, Amy, Luci, Derek, Sonic, Drew, VJ, Jeffrey, GS, Mario, Salami, Luigi, Banry, Baby Bop, Michael Jordan, Betty Pop, Yenrab, Willie Sames, Bibleman, Coats aka Goats, Super Go-OH COME ON!! Jeffrey's broken leg, and Greg from Wiggles. And then Mr Burp. And then Monsieur Snowman, accompanied by Elsa and Anna who are killed by the evil raze scooter of Evil Chicken Nugget. And then Mr Peekaboo appears and says PEEKABOO MOTHER FLIPPERS and then he gets shot by Leonidas from 300 who in turn gets shot by Bibleman who descale war on all atheists and then SG just completely annihilates Deductible to smithereens who screams in fury and anger but mostly pain. And then Coats rushes to his site, declaring his everlasting love for the fallen antihero until the next video, in which Coats and Bibleman break up due to Coats leaving due to stuff. Then Mr Pooterbutt says HELLO DERE CHILDREN and smothers everyone with his broken toys and then in a evil twist of fate, Potterboot kills Barney leaving him for dead. The children mourn him, while Coats goes off to reincarnate Bibleman into the Bibleman 2.0.0.0.0.0.1.0. Barney's funeral is held, during which Barney rises from his grave and mortally wounds Potter butter. Bibleman is reincarnated so he says BARNEY UR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE VIOLENT and Barney says SHUT UP YOU SON OF A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH and Barney kills Bibleman, who is then replaced by Coats who becomes Bibleman 2. Coats is proud to become his fallen lover's successor, and he goes off to make Tyler Perry's Bibleman Chronicles. Barney and the kids then wake up, realizing all that had happened was a dream. Then the Winkstarr blows up their house. Then they wake up again. Then the Winkstarr kills Derek. Then they wake up again. Then Baby Bop says she has to go to Antarctica for reasons. Then they wake up again only to face the Winkstarr now armed with a army of armless armadas.
TO BE CONTINUED...?
Cast[]
- Bibleman - Whoever I said it was earlier, you should have been listening.
- Barney - Bibleman
- BJ - I'm pretty sure he wasn't here.
- Baby Bop - Coats
- Coats - Chicken Nugget
- Kathy - Lauren Mayeux
- Baby Boop - Lauren Conrad
- Selena - Selena Davao
- Yebrab - Barney
- Winkstarr - Willie Aames
- The Disembodied Voice of Tinkerputt - Kyle Nelson
- The Body of Tinkerputt - Not Barry Pearl
- Stacy-Some sexy bitch
- VJ - Himself
- Drew - Himself
- SG - Mary Poppins
- Steve - Joe Perry
Trivia[]
- My pants have been missing for 4 years. Send help. I need pants.
- BRAINY IZ BEST PRESSURE SHADOW
- I forgot what was in this video. Read plot again and make your own trivia in your brain.
(C) 2015 Lyons Group International Company.